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What is that? I don't know what that is... Like a prime directive?...... I'm not a cyborg.
Hym "First Principle: I am better than everyone! Without exception! Second Principle: Children are abominations! Murder them all! Third Principle: Don't talk about fight club... Don't... Uh... Don't do it... Ever... Fourth Principle: I don't know... I don't have one. There's only 3... THE 3 PRINCIPLES OF QUASI-PANDEIST GNOSTICISM! (Don't ask about the fourth one)."
The elf that finishes first during their Christmas day orgy.
Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.
Related: The Christmas Bitch
Robin finished first during the elf Christmas orgy, so he sat in the corner on his phone. He was The Christmas First.
A homoerotic individual that wants to be the first one to take another individual's virginity
Bro is just a first time Gay over here lined up ready to introduce them to his desires of what he thinks is a good time.
Only on May 26 are you allowed to hit a first year!
The first year should not be a pussy and accept his or her faith
Hey Brian, isn’t it national hit a first year day today ?
Activity Celebrating life and self worth on January 1st.
Enjoyed firsting the new year with friends while double firsting champagne.
1. a dangerous place for fear of possum consumption
2. the middle back seat of a vehicle
3. the bottom step of a porch
oh shit, i don't want to be first possum.. i should get out of this dumpster
The first day of hell is the first day of school
Ugh, it’s the first day of hell today