Half Nut November

A branch of the infamous No Nut November challenge, but now the person can decide whether to refrain from masturbating either for the first 15 days of November or for the last 15 days of november.

Half Nut November can serve as a good "trial" period before attempting the full on No Nut November challenge the following year. This will give them the relevant experience and will give them motivation (providing successful completion of Half Nut November).

Person 1 : "Are you participating in No Nut November?"

Person 2 : "I don't want to dive into the deep end straight away so I think I might try Half Nut November this year and then No Nut November the following year."
Person 1 : "Oh alright, Baby steps man. You have my respect."

Ate half of the asshole

Having not taken full advantage of an opportunity, especially when the opportunity was rare and/or cherished.

John: "Did you notice that Derrick spent most of the time in Hawaii on Facebook?"
Steve: "Yeah, he really ate half of the asshole on that one"
John: "Excuse me?"

baldy half-incher

Small schlong

I've seen your cock, its a baldy half-incher.

Its a deal and a half

A phrase ryan made that means it is quite a good deal

Jimmy: Wow these adult diapers sure are cheap. One could say, its a deal and a half.
Jimbo: Oh jeez your right arntcha

Half life 2

A game so revolutionary they forgot to make a sequel

Person 1:hey wait ever happened to half life 3
Person 2:idk man I think they forgot
Person:but half life 2 was so good
Person 2:yes,yes it was

bottom-half reveal

With the CDC mask requirements relaxed and state mask mandates repealed, there is surprise, shock and even horror as people begin to experience the actual full-facial appearance of people they've met during the pandemic.

Whoa Nellie! These are some of the most ugly fuckers I've ever seen; pretty eyes, but Damn!

Yeah, a bottom-half reveal can be shocking. It's not too late to file for an annulment.

Half of zero fucks

You may think half of zero is just zero right? WRONG! half of zero in this case is more than zero, but not one. Let me explain. Saying "I don't give half of zero fucks about that" is more intense than saying "I don't give zero fucks about that
". In this case saying you give only half of the zero fucks means that you are more upset than just giving the zero fucks. So why is this? Well if we knew, we would probably have a much clearer understanding of reality and the universe and whatnot. Also, dont confuse this with "half of two shits" "zero fucks" "zero shits" "I dont give two shits" or any other amount of shits, fucks, or other equivalent measures of fuckery other than shits and fucks.

Person 1: Look at this new thing I made.
Person2: I dont give half of zero fucks about that
Person 1: do you atleast give a third of zero fucks?
Person 2: no.