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Football math

Dumb logic this originated because a lot of football there is bad math being used

Man what type of logic is this? Football math?

by Fieryfury March 2, 2020


Dancer Math

Rules most dancers use that would send regular people into a coma.

Teacher: The choreography starts on 2, listen for the ka-ka-boom..ga! and start there
Dancers: *nodding*
Teacher: just mark this, and i'll count from 6 since it starts late
Dance mum: Faints
Teacher: DANCER MATHHH

by Tetilosto October 31, 2023


The Amazonification of Singapore Math

When writers-mathepreneurs keen on leveraging on the Singapore math brand are ever grateful to Amazon’s print-on-demand services, which allows them to self-publish their oft-half-edited manuscripts, which were rejected by 99.99% of educational publishers.

The Amazonification of Singapore math and the low interest or investment in AI technologies have led some once-leading publishers to drop from hero to zero until it’s too late for them to do anything.

by Numerati December 30, 2025


Math rizz

Rizz that uses math in it

And example of maybe rizz is- Math is always talking about X and Y and never U and I. Then someone would state you got math rizz

by Kitkat 321 $ May 24, 2024


Math Rock

1. A subgenre of rock music defined through its use of complex time signatures.

2. A die.

1. Toes is a great math rock band.

2. Check out these math rocks I just picked up from Dragons Keep!

by Ganondox October 26, 2022


math lesson

the worst kind of torture, created by satan himself. You can go for your whole life never needing to find "x" nor calculating the square root of 16.

Satan: I have run out of ideas, what can we do?
demon #1: we create this thing called math lessons were we force the youngsters to count for no apparent reason
demon #2: AND WE'LL MAKE THEM THINK THAT ITS USEFUL
satan: GENIOUSLY! LETS MAKE IT!

by Zappi November 17, 2016


Wasabi Math

Math problems titles filled with oft-minimalist information that tend to put off or confuse math-anxious people, who may find them mentally nauseating or brain-unfriendly.

Like wasabi peas and sushis, wallet-friendly wasabi math titles from Asian and Communist countries would petrify the majority of K–12 American students and their teachers, who’re spoon-fed with drill-and-kill questions.

by Numerati November 25, 2024