Facedown ass up explosion of diarrhea
That girl was buck naked on the floor and had a Cocoa Mountain.
n. A mixture of lemon-lime soda and unsweetened iced tea.
Waitress: So, just sweet tea?
Man: Could you make mountaineer's tea?
A breed of men who are breezy and carefree to a major fault. They often jump around jobs, cities, and especially women. They often have dogs, are usually in their upper twenties into early thirties. They are deceiving because they seem sweet at first and are harder to spot.
I dated a mountain man, they really suck.
Fall Mountain is a round from Fall Guys that everyone hates.
Guy 1: I just got Fall Mountain
Guy 2: You are dead.
Where Denver high schoolers go to make out and fuck in their cars. Also overlooks the Colorado school of mines
Bob: hey, you want to drive lookout mountain today?
Angela: no I don’t want to have sex
The beer you drink at the crag, on the slopes, or at the summit of a mountain after a hike.
Bro 1 - “Yo dude throw me a mountain soda!”
Bro 2 - “You want a rainier or a banquet?”
A girl who puts the fun between her legs. She’s extreme and loves to go fast and give a full send. Mountain bike girls would rather be out riding then stuck in school. They are adventurous, wild, fun. Mountain bike girls are epic and the whole package
Boy “look at her”
Boy 2 “she’s a mountain bike girl”