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When a midget prostitute goes to the store and buys a large jar of pickles; makes a bikini out of the pickle skin, and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a hippo.
In order to win her men over, sequoia performs the whackin n pickles routine; fortunately it has never failed.
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When you're giving it to your girl and she's moaning loud but you dont want the landlords to be woken up, you slap her and she shuts up.
Tara and I were fuckin hard last night, someone pounded on the wall, so I gave her the ole fuck-n-slap! she shut up!
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If u white and u have a really good black friend then he mite give u a N-word pass for a month only until he/she gives y another one unless they give a infinite supply of an N-word pass👌👌👌
Black kid-waddup my nigga
White boi-sup my new nigga
Black boi-dafuq u say to me u white boi
White boi-oh(shows a N-word pass)
White boi-ight so waddup my nigga
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There seems to be some confusion as to this whole Guns N Roses thing.
1. Guns N' Roses were NOT hair metal. Or if they were they were so far ahead of the rest of that scene they were barely in it
2) Axl was/is not a druggy. The rest of the band yes...but not Axl. Any tool knows that
3) Whats all this Nirvana comparison about. Did they write songs that were at all similar to each other? No...so stop it before I start comparing Mozart to Megadeth...
4) Guns N' Roses (original line up) was in no way manufactured. Since Axl went dolally then yes as they have to pass his rather bizarre entry standards (KFC bucket on your head anyone??).
Hope that clears things up for a few people.
Guns N' Roses...in no way like Nirvana...fact
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The act of coming to an event/party; eating the freee food and then leaving. Frowned upon in American soicety
Ahh I dont want to go to this party...I think I'll chew n' screw this one
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When you are wiping your ass and your finger suddenly pokes through the toilet paper into your poopy arse. Most often occurs with cheap, single ply tickets in public restrooms.
Oh no!...my finger has a brown smelly swimming cap from a vicious rip 'n' dip!!
If you cant see the poop...smelling your finger is the only way to know if you were the victim of a rip 'n' dip
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Don't Damn me When I Speak a Piece of Mind, cause silence isn't golden when i'm holdin' it inside.
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