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Fuck communism, it exists EVERY single day.
“time to beat some 9 year old’s ass, it’s fuck a communist day!”
“Hey Timmy, what the fuck is ‘beat a communist day?’.”
“Well, Johnny, beat a communist. You silly goose.”
Better known as BOS. It’s when a male or female masturbates too much and cause inflammation in the wrist with pains of carpull weaner throbbing. The doctors who fix this problem often make incisions in the wrist to relieve the pain of BOS. Doctors often ask their patient during a consult, “Who Da BOS!?!” Usually the guilty party is in so much pain they book an appt to correct BOS.
My wrists are constantly hurting! You may suffer from Beat Off Syndrome and may need a consult with your doctor. You da BOS!
Violent but pleasurable sex
Girl 1: I can’t wait for this business trip to be over so my boyfriend can give me a beating, I am so horny.
Girl 2: What kind of beating, a spread eagle beating?
Girl 1: What other kind is there?
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To beat someone so bad that they completely lose control of their body; causing their brains to run out of their head, the snot to run out of their nose, the piss to run out of their penis, and the shit to run out of their ass. The beating culminates as the person withers into a pulp and their pants fall down into a disgusting spew of brains, snot, piss, and shit. The beating concludes by certifying the person as a complete personal failure by uploading humiliating photos and videos of them to social media.
I’m gonna come over there and beat you to a pulp!
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Headphones that assault your ears like he assaulted rihanna.
Yo man my new headphones are basically beats by chris brown.
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One day on July 17th, all pedophiles surrender to be beaten to death by a ruthless mob, they will have no defense since there is no defense for their actions
Can't wait to celebrate Beat a Pedo Day
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The act of a male masturbating 26 times in a day.
Can be done with friends, and like monopoly, the rules can also be changed.
For example:
You must be able to successfully ejaculate 26 times. If you shoot a blank, you fail.
*start of day*
Jeff: Wanna do a chicken-beating marathon?
Mark: Yeah, sounds like a plan!
*end of day*
Mark: Red raw...
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