alabama tucker-noodle

When you tie your relative’s hands and feet together and then shove uncooked noodles into their rectal cavity, then proceed to remove it and eat it as she is giving you a blowjob.

Kaleb: Bro I had an Alabama Tucker-Noodle with my sister last night!
Quandale: No way dude so did I!

old noodle

Old nudes

Do you have old noodles?

nazi noodles

Nazi Noodles.

Based on Nazi cold cook methamphetamine from World War Two

When you take cup o noodles and a can of cold soup and combine them into a hotel room coffee maker to heat them up.

This is your dinner

Town was so small by the time I got off work and got a room for the night everything was closed. Had to make me some Nazi Noodles and go to bed

Georgia Noodle Slurp

When a male inserts flavored noodles in a females vagina or ass hole and proceeds to suck it out in a erotic way.

Dude guess what I did to barbera? I gave a chicken flavor Georgia Noodle Slurp.. WTF!!!

noodle soodle

A less crude, more appropriate name for a child’s genitaia, more specifically the nut sack.

Those kids have exceptionally small, hairless noodle soodles.

noodle van

Best hentai

Did you see noodle van last night?

noodle e o's

Word used by retards who can't pronounce anything.

JJ said noodle e o's because he's retarded!