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The Jerk-Stun

If you jerk off multiple times in a short period of time, you will most likely feel a strong stunning effect after the second or third time. This stunning effect is called The Jerk-Stun.

Dude why did you go to sleep early?
-Sorry, The Jerk-Stun knocked me out good.

by LT.Squidgy May 17, 2019


jerk to the beat

The act of jerking off to a song or beat that you can hear

I was about to watch some Phub and I heard some 50 cent on my tv I proceeded to jerk to the beat

by Bl0wj0b98 August 5, 2023


Jerk jerk

When you eat beef jerky while you jerk off.

"What are you doing tonight?" "Oh not much, just planning a Jerk Jerk session later."

by sullyvan September 29, 2017


Jerk Jerker

The name of a person who fully believes it’s a good idea to masturbate next to somebody that is sleeping or who is believed to be sleeping.

My brother is a Jerk Jerker. I caught him beating it while he thought I was asleep.

by Warn7 January 4, 2024


sloth jerk

when a girl jerks you off slowly

"Helena gave me a sloth jerk last night."

by natahoe666 February 24, 2016


Light Jerk and a Nap

When you're tired but still need to get rid of that woody before your nap.

"Just got home from work and I'm going to need a light jerk and a nap before going to happy hour"

by Jondus June 7, 2017


Jerk Turd Fuck Head

Someone who is an asshole.

"That was my parking space, you jerk turd fuck head!"

by The_Dood May 14, 2012