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When all you do is attract completely terrible guys for romantic relationships
Well I know he appears sweet buto probably he isn't because I'm a dink magnet.
When someone just eats meat and hates vegetables. Basically has a diet of burgers and bacon. They tend to eat huge amounts of meat without chewing much.
Don't worry about feeding Joe. Just throw a big ole steak on the grill. He's a meat zombie. You don't even need to make a salad.
When someone gives you big eyes to make you feel guilty or to convince you to do something
She asked me to make cookies even though I was tired. I did it because she cow-eyed me
An ah ha moment is when someone does something that reveals there true personality or when you realize that something isn't right about a person.
I had an ah ha moment when Jason told me there wasn't room in the car. I had heard later that he brought someone else instead of me.
When someone can't stop talking about how awesome they are and all the awesome things that they have done
I felt like I needed to clean my face after listening to that woman boast ejaculate all over everyone for an hour.
When someone shops too much or is a hoarder
I helped her pack her house when she moved
I filled 5 trash bags with scarves. She totally has an acquisition disorder.
Someone that eats a lot of cheese. Mostly vegetarians that donthe really like vegetables.
When you make dinner tonight make sure you prepare Mac and cheese for Lisa. She is doesn't eat meat or too many veggies. She is basically a cheeseasaurus