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retarded monkey fuck

Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.

Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...

by Gerbilweebies April 30, 2005

47πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Retarded nigger faggot

Retarded nigger faggot

Retarded nigger faggot

by Amogus sussy baka dababy haha July 29, 2022

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non-retard unit

A unit of measurement from the International System of Units (SI).
Or a unit from a measurement system with a specific purpose, for example electronvolt in the context of nuclear physics.

-How hot is it outside?
-About 35 degrees.
-Fahrenheit?
-In non-retard units

by palibatya May 8, 2017


retarded rooster head

A term used to describe a very flabby clitoris.

I bet that stripper has a retarded rooster head like you've never seen before!

by oicdodd812 June 27, 2010

19πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


National retard day

November 16th- a day to celebrate stupid people

Hey its only a month till national retard day where we can celebrate that stupid person for being stupid

by Couchblue77 October 14, 2019

50πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


robo-retarded

when someone/something is so retarded you have to put a completely unneeded suffix before it

angry mother: Jimmy! Go put your toys away!
Jimmy: God mom! Why are you so robo-retarded

by Mr. Google McYahoo April 28, 2008

3πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Sexual Retard

Sexual retard: A person that can’t have a normal conversation without it being of sex.

Come back when you become less sexual retarded.

by Cherryroseblood February 11, 2018

3πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž