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One of the two pieces of epwatermelon clothing. It's basically a meme that nobody knows.
"Watermelon shoes ,watermelon pants ,I have watermelon seeds up my butt crack."
This urban derivative of the classically weird scottish pastime involves unlacing your shoes so that they rest loosely on the foot and then kicking them towards hard-to-reach objects such as "on top of cabinet" or "directly under park bench"
Courses may be defined anywhere within the built environment, but this sport is believed to have started in Crossroads Mall on the east side of Seattle, WA.
Players take turns kicking their shoes towards the "hole" beginning with the player whose shoe is currently the furthest from the hole.
A spin-off of this game was recently developed that can be likened to the shoe-golf analog of a driving range. In this version, 2-4 players reach a comfortable undulation on a playground swingset and then attempt to match timing, finesse, and stealthy arodynamic shoe design by kicking off their shoe at the very apex of their swing, seeing who can achieve the greatest distance in shoe-flight.
"We met at the westlake center and enjoyed some starbucks followed by some panda express, but even these delights did not sate our thirst for adventure. We dismayed briefly upon discovering we posessed no footbag, but our melancholy did not last long, as a raucous game of 9-hole shoe golf immediately began.
To sit in your basement and sniff your own farts and sometimes shit if you shart
Yo where’s Derek?
He’s down in the basement. Don’t go down there, he’s high doing a shoe gaze.
A woman who has slept with a lot of guys, giving her the same level of appeal as rented footwear that an uncountable number of strangers have put their stinky ass feet in before you.
I broke up with my girlfriend Dawn when I found out she was a bowling shoe.
Dont sleep with her dude. You have no idea how many guys have been in that bowling shoe.
Thats cool or thats neat or thats awsome
"ah slick shoes man, thats sweet"
"slick shoes dude, thats never been done before"
An involuntarily absent father who is only contacted when the mother needs money for shoes
He didn't want to be a shoe daddy and just pay child support so he filed for custody of his children.
An expression used to express dismay
Person 1:Mate i've got to go and walk my fish
Person 2:For Fucks sake! Poo in my shoe!