short shaft

Something no girl wants...
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day

I’d fuck your mom but she said I got a short shaft

Short bus kid

1. Retarded children or mentally disabled child

Specially abled? You call short bus kids specially abled? They’re just retarded!

Shorts Weather

The acceptable weather specifications under which shorts are permitted to be worn by males. The regulations in particular state that under no circumstances should shorts be worn in sub-freezing temperatures of below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius. Weather conditions (rain, snow, etc.) are irrelevant.

Male 1: "Dude there's a shit ton of snow outside but I forgot to do my laundry, all I have are shorts."
Female 1: "You're gonna freeze to death if you don't find some pants."
Male 2: "Don't worry dude it's 33 degrees, still Shorts Weather."
Male 1: "Thank god."

Short sleeved magician

Someone that is very predictable.

<You can see whats coming.>

Some Guy: "So uh, Frank called me on my birthday; then he asked me if he could borrow some money."

Demetri: "Pfft, Frank... That guys a real short sleeved magician."

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Truck Short

To work for US Foods and have all your deliveries be short on product. (This is a everyday occurrence)

Roy says Hey Steve how’s your day going why are you at will call, I got sanduskied again. Justin chimes in and says truck short? Steve says yes sir.

Short Shot

You have a potential goal or dream but failed to make it because of a lack of experience or practice.

I had potential ideas but ended being a short shot.

I lookin' at a recipe but realized it was a short shot for me.

I was thinking of applying to Google but after I looked at the app, it was a short shot.

Half Shorts

What’s considered shorts for men nowadays that cover the knees and lower.

Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.

Bob: *wears actual shorts*

Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!