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jesus fucking christ on a ritz cracker

Expression of surprise or sometimes anger.

Holy crap! Jesus Fucking Christ on a Ritz Cracker!

by Jimmy Me Boy April 2, 2015

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Cracker ee my foo

A saying amongst drunk white guys that act like they're black, when one steals and eats the others food. Must be said in a fairly quick way, as to almost sound like Chinese.

Damn, that cracker ee my foo!!!

by mike gaffney November 3, 2007

2πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


stroked to cracker (my son)

When you try do do something but fail and look like a full idiot

person A- "Im gonna beat your ass at WRC"

few minutes later, person A has been beaten at WRC badly.

person B- "stroked to cracker" ("my son"-optional)

by ch April 12, 2004

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Bon Voyage Me Old Cream Cracker

What you say before your flush someone down a toilet.

Sid: You won't mind if I get the bubbles going will ya?
Roddy: Don't do this! I can't swim!
Sid: (Pulls handle) Bon voyage me old cream cracker!

by FlushedAway June 2, 2017

21πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Bon voyage, me old cream cracker

A reference used when saying goodbye to your 'old cream cracker'.

"Ah, bon voyage, me old cream cracker!" Said Sid to Roddy.

"My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.

by evillweevil December 17, 2017


yeet ur box of cheese crackers day

on December 7 yeet your box of cheese crackers.

Person: β€œWhy are you yeeting your box of cheese crackers”
Other person β€œCause its December 7th ya dingus. Yeet ur box of cheese crackers day,”
Person β€œOh yes. sorry”

by Heh, im better than you December 5, 2019

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Animal cracker in my soup monkeys and rabbits in it too

Better then your butt because it’s thiccer then you’ll ever be

hey I like your animal cracker in my soup monkeys and rabbits in it too
It’s thick

by Imtrashtehe October 27, 2019