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When your getting sucked off you say close your eyes and then you pull out of there mouth and stick a cactus in
I gave Kim The Spikey Surprise last night I'm now banned from getting blowjobs
When you are in your hotel room in Vegas and you take a shit in the toilet and then put the top down with out flushing.
You Dave check it out - i just took a shit and didn't flush. Chris is about to get a Vegas Surprise!!!!
The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.
Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.
when your partner is fucking you up the ass and shits on your dick( or fake dick)and you suck the shit off, and he sticks the rest up the vagina. then the partner eats out the shitty vagina, and likes it.
" Yo he didnt know The Chocolate surprise i had coming for him"
Getting a blowjob from someone that has a spray tan.
Husband gave me a home depot surprise last night
When someone blows you in your sleep and kisses you the morning with your cum still in their mouth.
"Bro she woke me up with the Korean Leftover Surprise, tasted gross."
"Dang bro that sucks, what's her number?"
A heady surprise is the act of being woken from a dead sleep to find a towel on you and a creep jerking off on you, and telling you to go back to sleep he will be finished soon.
Hey Paul poor Mike didnt get any sleep last night he was awoken to a Heady surprise.