Pixie Porn

Soft Porn magazines left under bushes in parks or near river banks by the Porn Pixies for teenage boys to find as their first introduction to the female form. Usually slightly damp and never a full magazine just a few pages

Dave! you should have walked home through the park yesterday there was tons of Pixie Porn and not too damp! Little Ron took it all home

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cub porn

Basically F*@#ed up furry child porn. Mainly viewed and created by messed up 60 year olds (or lonely horny teenagers).

It is basically a legal version of child pornography, but where all the characters are animated.

Tom - "Hey mate, whatcha up to?"
Alex- "Just browsing through some cub porn"
Tom - "WTF is that??"
Alex- "Its basically, furry, legal child porn!"
Tom- "Sweet! Count me in"

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emo-porn

Noun

Definitions:

1. The depiction of behaviors (often romantic in nature) intended to cause intense emotional stimulation.
2. Printed, visual, or audio material designed to stimulate intense emotional arousal. Often considered to have no artistic value beyond said stimulation, but quite popular nonetheless.
3. Descriptions or behavior intended to cause arousal, but could be considered unpleasant.

The film "A Walk to Remember" is a great example of emo-porn.

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Yellow Porn

What R. Kelly loves to watch. And make.

R. Kelly made some Yellow Porn with 8 year old girls.

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japanese porn

pornography thats of japanese people, tends to be cartoons a lot and mostly with just guys

oi gareth! stop looking at japanese porn!

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tattoo porn

porn involving people with hot tattoos
It's sometimes joined by piercings

I couldn't stop watching tattoo porn because it was so hot

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porn groove

the music heard in porno's, some songs are good, others make you want to punch a baby. Also the music you put on while having sex, the tempo of the music is important as it sets the pace for the session, too fast of a tempo leads to the guy finishing too fast, too slow a tempo leads to the girl falling asleep. Slow ride by Foghat is a popular tune when it comes to porn groove.

Guy 1: Dude what the f*ck were you listening to with ashley last night?

Guy 2: Slow ride, I had to get that porn groove going to make the night last

Guy 1: whatever you say bro.

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