A Dirt Merchant is a rare but real job in the construction industry. They find suitable dirt for construction jobs or just locations to dispose of excess materials. The person needs to know soil types and make on the spot decisions as to the dirt meeting specifications for the construction job.
I ended fill material for a job so I called a Dirt Merchant
One who’s mating call involves having a girl over to a hotel nicer than her trailer park home. Bo Dirt doesn’t know how to shut up.
The night after Bo Dirt recieved his mating call as his girlfriend was rubbing her happy trail asking if they are gonna go again, because Bo Dirt won’t shut up
It’s Friday/payday, time to get in the truck and crack open some dirt road beer while listening to country music.