how are you fixed

Are you able to.

How are you fixed for your party.

I dont know, can you?

Teachers favorite quote

Person A: Teacher can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I dont know, can you?! 1?1!1!?11!!1
*Person A is annoyed as fuck*
Person A: Fuck you stupid fucktard teacher. Suck my balls and lick my ass!

you have problems

When someone is weird or indicted to something that can be real or fake.

You have problems with smoking you do it so much.

you think you're in an edit

This means that the person who said it to you sees you in an attractive manner which is kinda like a velocity edit.

Akira is FaceTiming her crush and her crush starts stretching and Akira notices her crushes shirt lifting up.

"You think you're in an edit." Akira remarks
"Wtf does that mean." her crush responds.

Zhi You

A small short girl who’s personality is big and friendly. You will be very lucky to have her as a friend. She makes cookies for you on your birthday and loves the holiday Christmas. She seems like a shy girl, but once you get to know her, you’ll instantly love her precious, fun personality. There are no bad rumors about her, and if there is a rumor, you bet that it’ll be something nice. She is for sure a hidden gem and you won’t regret the time spent with her.

“Aw man, Zhi You is such a nice person. I might be falling in love.”

go chal room now you groundead

drawer was aroused to ur mums trans dog. They shared a colon and it was available for sucking.

neee naw neeeeeeeee naaaaaawwwwww neeeeeeeee naaaaaaawwwww neeee nawawawawaw
GO CHAL ROOM NOW YOU GROUNDEAD

Now you know how *blank* feels

No. I don't. I don't know how Noah feels because I didn't fuck Kendra, my bills aren't being paid for me, my blood is devoid of attention medication and I didn't get molested. I don't know how women feel because you're not doing this to the feminists who have said the exactly same things I've said. I don't know how a rape victim feels because men are imprisoned over an accusation and I've watched every single person who has allowed me to succeed get slammed by a false accusation. And I don't know how a woman feels because you're not defending my choices regardless of whether or not I'm CORRECT.

A retard "Now you know how *blank* feels."

Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"