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He is having sex that hard that you shit yourself so he pulls out and his dick is black
When he comes out of your ass and his dick is black. And he screams I have a shit dick
Hollywood shit,
The act of taking a satisfactory dump and when you wipe your arse, there’s nothing on the toilet roll! A shit of pure class, an A list shit.
Me - Hey Hannah, just had me a Hollywood shit again!
Hannah - damn you’re good! Very impressed
Having a turtle head pop out and suck it back up
I almost shit myself but thankfully I pulled off a shit yoyo.
describing a dope moment in life
tj: yo nate nigga wassup
nate: ay dude how'd it go?
tj: we immediately went to the parking lot, and she just looked at me and BOOM instant head, shit was SO cash nigga
when a person gets super fucking stoned and they become a Shit Weed and they become a dick or asshole being a shit weed
why’d ashton get beat up?
because he was being a shit weed
You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.
provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.
Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!
Basically, you celebrate the holiday by shitting in Feb 23. You can basically sit in the toilet and shit.
National shitting day :Sleeping with shitting at the toilet