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champion shit

When one does stupid shit, while knowing it’s stupid shit, simply because they’ve made some sort of commitment to some sort of deity.

Yeah, we would have had some information but this one was doing champion shit and killed everyone

by Eva Anjlving March 24, 2024


Pussy Shit

The act of leaving a used tampon within the vagina, until the fermented tampon either dissolves or until the tampon fossilizes and hardens inside the pussy, creating a shit smelling fossil that must be pushed out by the woman.

"Bro I was fucking my girlfriend and pulled out and there was pussy shit on my dick. It smelled so bad."

by Ohbabyatriple December 14, 2021


shit rider

Girl who fucks a girl/guy with a strap-on in the ass

Jenny’s a shit rider. She fucked Kim yesterday

by YokoJoko October 7, 2020


Shit Rider

A baby that is born at the same time as when their mother takes a shit, therefore riding the shit

Person 1: Hey I heard your mom shat while you were born, you shit rider.

by NOTashitrider April 16, 2021


Shitty shit shit

Shit is shitty and is your cock shitty

When someone is shitty shit shit to you

by April 23, 2021


Shit-tastic

An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.

"Went to a craw-fish broil; some dog knocked over the broiler. `Twas shit-tastic."
"By shit-tastic, do you mean: 'An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.'? That's what I get from the way you say it, anyways."
"Yeah basically."
"Oh, haha, cool. Man, that sucks! What'd you do?"
"Ducked out of there with my girl and her sister's dogs. They didnt knock the shit over, but they were there and I like looking after them."
"Ah that's cool, what breed are they?"
"I don't really know. Like jack russel something. no fucking idea."
"Haha, alright man. Nice chatting."
"yeah no prob. peace dude"
"l8r"

by midinerd April 1, 2019


Pack a shit

NZ slang for throw a wobbly, pack a sad; however not as common.

Don't do that, he'll pack a shit.
Joe's broken his phone, and now he's packed a shit.

by ckulsen January 10, 2020