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An expletive that Kelsey says about Calendario in the psycch ward.
Calendario made the whole hood mad just cause he wouldn't buy tin foil. WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST BUY THE TIN FOIL. J.J. and I would be like "THIS SOME ROSEMARY'S BABY SHIT!" I never fucked J.J. but tbh I would now however I am already Tones' wife lol okayyyy byeeee.
When a girl uses a strap on to fuck an asshole and goes all the way inside. Basically balls deep but for women.
I was pegging my boyfriend and he asked for more, so I went full on clit to shit. He moaned like the little pussy he is.
When Blissey derails conversations usually about some pokemon shit or things being adorable
Blissey: There is nothing kinky about vulperas, they are just a race in wow. It's the same as saying you find gnomes adorable because they are small, or you find the tusks on an orc adorable
Hellner: blissey please stop typing random shit
When you are undergoing lots of pressure that is coming from other people.
My professor is giving us 3 assignments. She is doing Doggy, BDSM shit on all of the students.
When something goes so horribly wrong, that you feel like you're being dragged through a slip and slide covered in a Japanese woman's diarrhoea
When those girls kept laughing at me, it felt like a Kabuki Shit-slide
A car that barely runs, a car your mom saved for you that she drove 30 years ago. Essentially a car you get into knowing you might not get out of it.
Barry: “We can take my car guys.”
James: “ I’m not getting in that shit beater car, it’s a death trap.”