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When a guy has a turtle head (a small turd protruding from the anus) and another guy uses his penis to push it back in.
Stan was about to have a bowel movement and Gary swooped in and gave him a Cincinnati turtle poke.
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Is probably the best fucking thing to happen to me. He is my turtle, my husband, my everything, my bunny and everything i need when it comes to the relationship were in. Idk what I'd do with out him but i fuckin love him so fuckin much. Nun of u ppl will ever understand. I love love love him & cant wait till we eventually become 1. Cant wait till we become a family and many more things thats gonna happen in the future
"Whats a turtle bunny (Jashawn)"
"Oh juss my boyfriend"
The cause of copious amounts of lag and anger while playing video games
"Are you serious!? I just domed that guy 4 times! Lucky the lag turtle is shitting on my house right now."
or
"What!? How did I get in this rock? Lucky the lag turtle's a cold mistress"
A man with well defined, possibly protruding abs. Instead of a shell on his back, he has a "shell" on his stomach.
That guy has done so many sit ups he's become a reverse ninja turtle.
Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers
You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes