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Kim: me and evan had sex at that party last night and he had a chinese whistle
Bertha: what the hell is that?
Kim: it means his penis was small and wet
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Any encounter that leads to you increased scrutiny.
Officer- “Can you tell me why we want to talk to you?”
Citizen - “probably my feelings about the protests in Hong Kong”
Officer - “Well , that’s not it, but we’ll talk about that later.”
Citizen - wait! Is this a Chinese court?
When a Chinese man ejaculates on you in the shower then proceeds to lick your entire body, spreading the semen.
"Hey Chin do you want to ride some bikes?" "No Mike, I have to give my girlfriend a Chinese bathing."
a scam whereby the perpetrator avoids honest patterns of behavior by having you run back and forth to them, calling them out on bullshit, or running around in circles in a general manner, always to return to the source, which perpetuates your cycle of having to avoid them, and go or do some other task which does not produce a desired result.
you told me three days ago to talk to our friend about that, and he said its your problem, now quit playing chinese horse ass games and fix it.
1. Chinese burn performed by a rope or someone giving someone else a Chinese burn while using rope.
2. When a rope pulls your skin while giving you rope burn.
'This harness is giving me Chinese rope-burn.'
The best kids in human history and development because even the Holy Bible says that the chinese children helped the people build the tower of Babel and helped Zeus calculate the distance and the angle to throw lightnings at specific places to hit greek people and destroy their things. Nowadays, chinese children say they can revive Schrödinger's cat in case it's dead, they can say what the last digit of Pi is and also know the true end of The Neverending Story.
-Dude, do you know about those chinese children everyone talk about? They just made a rocket and collected undiscovered information about possible life in Saturn!
-Uhh, Zach, are you okay? There's no chinese kid that can do that. Please stop consuming that marijuana.
A term used when referring to you or your teammates death in a videogame, most often a shooter game. The term is used when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, the enemy unloads sever bullets into you at random and kills you insanely fast without a second to react. This term is often used to convey anger and frustration over the form in which you were just killed. The term derives from the form of execution used in China in the 1900's where a line of 10 to 20 men with rifles would repeatedly shoot one or more targets as a form of execution.
Person 1: "Holy shit, where did they come from?"
Person 2: "I don't know dude, fucking Chinese Firing Squad."