While hooking up with a chick, drop a huge log on her chest and then titty fuck her with it
Oh man so I was watching Cool Runnings with my girl and I asked her if she's ever been introduced to the Jamaican Bobsled Team, she replied no, so I went ahead and fulfilled her wildest dreams.
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Person 1:Do you like Real Madrid?
Person 2:Thats my team.
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Any Manning sex position involving more than two people, and anyone may be tagged in or out at any time.
S.K.: Why did you invite A.F. and E.N.?
S.C.: We wanted to do the Tag Team Manning
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When you are sleeping next to a loves one and you need to run one out, you roll over to one side and masturbate undetected.
Oh man, last night I had to sleep with me mum. I had to call in Wank team 6 and everything.
For many years the Irons of East London have failed miserably to live up to unrealistic expectations they've been set by their pikey caravan dwelling fans. Year after year of failure but still maintain they are bigger than their fiercest rivals Tottenham Hotspur despite having won nothing since 1980. These days the pikey nation only manage to raise their game against North London giants Tottenham Hotspur for 2 games a season...their fans jubilant at every positive result even celebrating draws like they've won the world cup at Wembley....it's just a shame they can't do it to the likes of Watford,Brighton and Newcastle who turn them over with ease. No matter how bad things are a result against their more illustrious North London rivals in N17 will essentially be "their season."Tottenham Hotspur... West Hams cup final team having reached 1 final since 1980.
"West Ham are playing their cup final team at the weekend."
"Obsessed with your cup final team are you"
"Your cup final team are your be all and end all"
"Daddy when will we ever finish above our cup final team again"
"Daddy I want to support our cup final team West Ham are pony I've been in the shadows too long and cant take it anymore"
"It's the tinpot east end pikeys v their cup final team Tottenham Hotspur"
Maryland car club. Mainly autocross, some drag, and some show cars.
Man that car is from team asylum racing. I wonder where he races. That car must be fast.
The Gridiron Football team formerly known as the Washington Redskins. Also known by their initials, WTF.
2021 is shaping up to be another disappointing year for the Washington Team of Football, affectionately know by all as the WTF, after being favored by many to win the NFC East at the start of the season.