self blow job

Masturbation, but with own mouth instead of hands.

i need to have a organsm so ill do a self blow job.

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blowing my load

A guy reaches the climax of sex squirting out cum.

I was blowing my load on Jenna last night.

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whale blowing

Verb. The act of inserting a funnel into the rectum, and having one's partner scream into said funnel. The vibrations from the scream will stimulate the ass, and prostate.

"My girlfriend sounds like golem today after whale blowing me for two hours last night"

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Blowing leaves

An alternate excuse term for masturbating in secret.

Wife: "where have you been sweetie?"

Husband: "Just been blowing leaves."

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blowing cheddar

Make money illegally

If don't want the time, don't commit the crime of blowing cheddar.

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cow blowing

The act of forcefully blowing air into ones vagina potentially causing damage and in some cases fatalities

Damn stop cow blowing, that shit hurts

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There she blows

"There she blows" is when you make a girl cum hard and long like a whale whilst analing her deeply.

Angelina: Oh holy shit Brad! I'm about to cum hard!
*cums*
Brad: There she blows baby!

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