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pussy flavored coffee

hey look down below! it says buy a pussy flavored coffee mug! how odd...

some random gullible dude: :O a pussy flavored coffee mug! how awesome!!

free money am i right

by Dragons Breath May 12, 2022


coffee saucer

Giant nipples

Damn girl...u a dime but those giant coffee saucer nipples mad me lose my hardon

by bobby broheezy December 6, 2009


coffee table

the most despicable and racist word in the universe

that chile abuser is a coffee table

by lol893 July 8, 2024


Hardcore Coffee Drinkers

You are a hardcore coffee drinker if you have coffee in your veins and drink nothing but.

P.s.
You're a vampire.

Those persons are some real hardcore coffee drinkers.

by PrincessPea04 December 9, 2019


coffee spout

How your anus is referred to during an enema.

There was some chunks coming out of my coffee spout

by Apokalypse November 13, 2020


Meh cuppa coffee

A loser with no future and will die alone

Are you meh cuppa coffee

by Gunnerbummer76 July 25, 2021


Coffee Wanker

A person perpetually searching for 'proper coffee', someone who shuns normal coffee and often enters into conversation about "horrible coffee that doesn't really taste like coffee". Often trendy in looks and generally nice outside of caffeine related conversation.

That twat there looks like a right coffee wanker.

by keepittea March 13, 2022