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Not to be confused with the American punk rock band formed in 1987, Green Day is the slang term used for that final stage in a head cold or sinus infection during which copious amounts of green mucous and nasty phlegm and discharge come pouring from your nasal passages, throat and lungs. Green Day's arrival is generally a sign that better days are ahead and the wretched demon virus is nearing the end of its course.
Constance was stricken with a wicked virus and her sinus was clogged for over a week. She was excited and welcomed the arrival of Green Day and she started to get some relief although it was quite phlegmy for a while.
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Adjective for something that is awesome or totally sweet. Can be used as a singular swed or if it is super mega awesome the term swed for days is used.
Dude I went to a lingerie party last night. It was swed for days!
This bong is swed!
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The day after Donald Trump was elected President of the United States.
11/9
A Wednesday in 2016.
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A meaningless definition of time used in reference when speaking to the past. Most typically 'the other day' would connote to being as far back as a week or maybe two; but has been so grossly overused, and therefore, any meaningful annotation slaughtered, that it clearly can now define ANY period of past-time leaving the many delusional to refer to infinite time as just 'the other day'.
Bro 1: Dude, you totally still have a thing for your ex! Remember, you just got drunk and slept with her like, the other day!!
Bro 2: Nah dude, that was like, 6 months ago at the New Year's party, then she moved out of state & I haven't seen her since. It's June now, bro.
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a marriage between people who have only known each other for a day or less
Guy #1: I'm against day marriage. It's just not enough time to really got to know someone.
Guy #2: You're so ignorant!
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A holiday celebrated by Italians in all major US cities. In Denver, white liberals whine and fuss, claiming the celebration is racist and genocidal.
Very strangely, in San Francisco, the white liberals don't dare to interfere with the Italians.
Let's go march in the Columbus Day parade and offend a legion of white liberals!
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what you don't get in Tempe AZ in less some miracle of god happens and it snows.
girl 1; I hope it snows so we can have a snow day!!
Girl 2; shut up u idiot. we don't get snow days we get 'oh damn the air conditioner broke we're screwed' days
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