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piss next door

When your having a sleepover at your friends house and his father uses the bathroom next to where you guys are, everyone goes silent and you witness the sound of your friends dad pissing for the next 30 seconds

“Everyone shut up, I hear my dad” (dad starts pissing) 5 seconds go by (you and your friends start laughing) “he just had a piss next door”

by Mownique October 1, 2023


Door maggot

Someone displaying less than quality characteristics or going out of their way to be a dick.
Someone known for upsetting a Gary..

“See that guy on the news who robbed that old lady?”
“Yeah that guys a complete door maggot.

by Captn wizdom February 8, 2024


out door toilet

A shit house that you put outside

Steve put an out door toilet outside to keep the flies away

by J-Dizzle shit pants February 8, 2014


creeky door girl

Females who when they say most words say them with the added effect of a horror movie, slow opening, creeking door.

Guy one: "Hey man, how did that date go with that broad last night?" Guy two: "Ehh it was fine till she started talking, she's a creeky door girl." Guy one: "Still smashed tho?" Guy two: "Fuck Yeah!!!"

by Mr. Grim Guy June 25, 2021


shut the front door

a subititute for the bad phtase stfu

shut the front door!

by xdr5t3evq3q November 29, 2023


One Door Syndrome

When a collective group of people attempt to use only one door of a train when other doors are available. Usually ingorning requests from station staff to us all doors.

Oh look they all have one door syndrome today! Can't they see the other empty doors!

by Farther of Cats November 2, 2018


Patio doors

Vagina

To get to her garden, i opened her patio doors

by Cumdropper December 3, 2015