Green Day

kick-ass band that is now getting kind of lame-ass...new cd...good cd...not a good GREEN DAY cd... anyone who only owns American Idiot (or none of them for that matter) and claims to like green day is a ....survey says.....POSER

jap- like omg i <3 green day
me- like omg DIE! GO LISTEN TO DOOKIE YOU STUPID WHORE
...i'm sorry...NOT

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green beam

Referes to the green beam and dot of light projected by a laser attachment on a firearm.

These days, niggas so soft you dont need a shot, green beam or dot make a whole team flee the block

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green turtle

Having sex with a turtle ( woman on her back) while she is sea sick on a ship.

On the ferry to Amsterdam I green turtled this chick.

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Green Contact

A phonebook contact that sells marijuana.

Kid 1:I just got a new green contact, his name is blaze

Kid 2:Is he legit?

Kid 1:Yea I bought 2 g's from him yesterday

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Green Balls

Similar to blue balls, green balls occur when you are getting head from your girl, but she throws up on your balls mid session, leaving them green.

Bro I got worse than blue balls, my girl gave me green balls last night!

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green pencil

a green pencil is a school name for weed when someone at school ask you for a green pencil that means they want some weed

"hey give me a green pencil"

"do you want a 5 dollar or a 10 dollar green pencil"

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green poultice

Medical profession slang for monetary damages sought in malpractice cases, especially those without any apparent injury or disability in the patient. It can also be used for damages sought in civil suits where the obvious intent is to get money for some trivial (often imagined) slight to someone's delicate feelings. Examples include suing a city because you don't like the Christmas display, because someone wouldn't bake you a cake because it's against their own beliefs, or not having a transgender bathroom available for your confused child to use. Almost invariably associated with an AmbulanceChaser, who will usually get the bulk of the money.

"So, you saved Mrs. Smith's life, and now she's suing you?"
"Yeah, somebody convinced her she needed a Green Poultice."

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