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placing your child in between the mattress and the box spring for safe keeping
Sheila, will I see you at the pub this Saturday? If you're in a pinch, you can utilize the Irish Babysitter.
You bang a chick on her period and finish in her throat.
Hey bro, I gave her the "Irish cherry bomb" last night. I didn't know she was bleeding until we started banging and she wanted to swallow it all.
he straps a potato to his forehead for cultural day and always says 'irish buddies' with anyone who is remotely irish
"Man, that dude is literally an irish oliver =-="
Hey waiter can you bring me a bowl of warm Irish vegetarian salad?
When you meet a guy on St. Patrick’s Day and their meat, cheese, and special sauce makes you itch.
Thanks man, your Irish Big Mac got me a penicillin shot!
Someone who is considerably smarter than people named 'Matt'.
Matt: "My opinions are wrong. Luckily there is an Irish Chalupa to point it out."
Someone who is considerably more intelligent than people named 'Matt'.
Matt: All my opinions are trash. Luckily there's an Irish Chalupa to point that out.