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When a guy is way too drunk to get it up so he gets an Asian prostitute to peg him furiously from behind .
This whiskey Dick is the worst ...Do you want to just give me an Irish Egg Roll?
a prankster yanks on your scrotum so hard your heart stops
Paddy almost died when Liam gave him the ol' irish steamwhistle.
When one eats out a woman who took a shit and didn't wipe and who is also on her period. Their face will look like that of tucan's beak. Bird noises noises encouraged but not required.
Did you hear that Johnny Irish Tucaned a bitch. He looked like he from the jungle.
The act of having a threesome with two Irish people and having a non- Irish person sandwiched inbetween.
That Irish-sandwich was so good last night.
1. When a cheese has been aged for song long that it is completely covered in green mold.
2. The farts that an Irish man gets when he drinks too much
1. For appetizers, father time offered us Irish Cheese and crackers.
2. Timmy O'Sullivan was hit with a bad case of the Irish Cheese on the drive back from the pub.
where you cum in a girls eyes and rub fake tan on her face
ye i irish flashbanged that bitch
When you drink copious amounts of beer, light your girlfriend’s pubes on fire, puke the flames out and then fuck her using the puke as lube.
Yo dawg, last night was wild. Tiffany and I had an Irish bonfire.