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Soap for Christmas

Getting a bar of soap for Christmas indicates that you should wash up.

“Why’d I get soap for Christmas??”

“Because you shall have a wash.”

by raunchyraul December 28, 2022


Christmas Hampered

A person or person's who suffered from sexual abuse/harassment

"When you where working at the brothel you got Christmas Hampered a lot"

by Four Square January 17, 2024


christmas-cheer-all-through-the-year

A christmas blog:

christmas-cheer-all-through-the-year.blogspot.com

provides lists of christmas carols and songs, christmas tree ideas, card designs, wallpapers, photos and lyrics.

christmas creep
christmas-cheer-all-through-the-year
Spreading Christmas Cheer

by feliznavidad May 7, 2012


Why it's christmas

You should use a condom because it's christmas. Why? Because ho ho ho. (used when explaining protected sex to teens)

I just had to give the talk to my son and tell him why it's Christmas.

by itsmenotjames December 8, 2024


ahshï Christmas

a Christmas mini series featuring artist, Ahshï and friends - they’re nice on the eyes and ears and get you in the Mariah Carey spirit !!

I’m opting for an ahshï Christmas this year

I love Ahshï

by hiccupsareoptional December 5, 2024


Christmas colors

The act of a girl having sex near Christmas while on her period

Mike: sally how far have you gone
Sally: Christmas colors
Mike: that's nasty

by that player next door June 12, 2015


Christmas socks

Christmas socks are what people get from their grandparents who of course knit them. They can be itchy, yes! Also ugly, very embarrassing, and you will not want go out in them, No No!!

I got some really ugly Christmas socks from mamma and grumps!

by Lucycakes January 19, 2016