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Christmas is an annual festival commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ, observed primarily on December 25 as a religious and cultural celebration among billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it is preceded by the season of Advent or the Nativity Fast and initiates the season of Christmastide, which historically in the West lasts twelve days and culminates on Twelfth Night;15 in some traditions, Christmastide includes an octave. Christmas Day is a public holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated religiously by a majority of Christians,20 as well as culturally by many non-Christians, and forms an integral part of the holiday season centered around it.

The traditional Christmas narrative, the Nativity of Jesus, delineated in the New Testament says that Jesus was born in Bethlehem, in accordance with messianic prophecies. When Joseph and Mary arrived in the city, the inn had no room and so they were offered a stable where the Christ Child was soon born, with angels proclaiming this news to shepherds who then further disseminated the information.

"Its Christmas Day mother!"

by Iamsanta November 30, 2019


Christmas

The biggest load of bullshit going

Jim: it’s Christmas

Greg: oh for fuck sake again we had one last year

by Christmas hater 55 December 24, 2020


christmas

happy happy christmas :)

it is a mystery why the image saying "it is a mystery" is paired with happy happy christmas by drax...

by Gengar9nn May 28, 2023


christmas

(More likely christmas and all the shit that is involved)
That time of the year when:

1. "tumblr" or hipster people get their fairylights, hot chocolate in cute mugs and cozy socks out and stress about their instagram theme

2. your teachers are trying to kill you with just another ten pounds of homework, and after that, the sadistics say suuper casual that now you have to study for exams a.k.a. 3 hours sleep a day
3. your parents get their christmas cd's (where they know every single word from), christmas decoration, christmas tree and warnings that you should start on time for the exams out

1. Julia: Omg Sarah, did you saw the pic that Mylifeaseva posted yesterday?

Sarah: Yeess omg I saw it, I'm so jealous of her christmas theme, why isn't my aesthetic as pretty as hers

2. Teacher: Alright class, don't forget to give your essay to me tommorow and also don't forget that in 3 days your first exam is already there
Student: Gives up on life and drops dead
3. Sarah's mom: Julia's mom said that she's already studying for the exams, shouldn't you be doing the same?

Sarah: But momm, there's a new season from Teen Wolf and I haave to see itt, I will study tommorow ---The next week Julia still hasn't studied

by pugsarecool December 15, 2016


Christmas

When little kids get excited for a overweight stranger to plop down their chimney to give them stolen gifts.

I’m excited for Christmas, an overweight man will give me gifts.

by Cami1234 December 1, 2021


christmas

christmas is a celebration.

I am very happy it is christmas day today.

by ItsDaDefinitionMaster May 2, 2022


christmas

george floyde

merry christmas george floyde , rest in peace my guy

by Lovelife94 October 19, 2021