July 29th

National send boobies to Rhyley Romano De Santis Day

"oh look it's July 29th"
"shit i better send my boobs to Rhyley"
"Same"

July 29th

July 29th was the day Cali Bowman was born and she is like the best person over

Oh today's July 29th! Cali Bowman's birthday! What a great amazing day.

July 25

The day where everyone in Instagram spams their close friends story so much you can't see the space between the dashes.

"Bro, have you seen Stacy's close friends?"

"Yeah ik. It's July 25th"

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Juicy Jizz July

You must drink your’s or someone else’s jizz once a day, in one gulp. Passing will let you move onto Anti Ass August.

Juicy Jizz July makes every man gay

Cross-eyed Julie

A small city local channel meteorologist who is so flabbergasted just trying so see around her over sized nose that she has gone crossed eyed from the effort.

Hey what's the weather doing tonight skeeter? Well Cross-eyed Julie said we may see up to 15 cm of snow by morning.

July 31st

National give any girl a hug and a kiss day

Girl: hey do you know what today is?
Boy: Yes!! July 31st and i chose you

july 31st

the people who look like they’re 9 are born on this day (they’re cute tho)

meike is born on July 31st, makes sense, she looks like a 9 year old