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A typically cancerous middle aged asshole who believes science is a lie and asks for the manager in every starbucks and walmart. Truly the low of human ingenuity and evolution.
Jason- Hey KAREN! Fuck you, piece o' shit.
Note- This sentence is typically uttered by a 15 year old from ohio.
Each *Karen* character is worthy of a good time. She's the ideal candidate for a shower for two. She's often busty and blonde and has fake tits.
Anyone who meets her will automatically ask her for her Instagram and buy her a free cappuccino.
Thus is the magnetic resonance of such an individual. She reminds one, in such as way of the stone magnetite.
Person 1
I'm waiting to see if Karen walks in through the door flippantly ignoring reason and social morays again.
Person 2
Can I watch?
Onlookers
We wouldn't be so jealous if K didn't have such grande l'oranges if y'all know what we're digging at.
UFO
Waiting to abduct K for space probing and prompt return to gym for further bodily functions
Local garden maintenance team
Karen is the only one for me, but, no me, no me *#$#& *queue fight scene with gardening tools.
Some Karen’s I actually feel bad for, because they aren’t a Karen at all. They are kind-hearted and trustworthy people. But… if your friends with a “LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER” Karen.. yeah… they are pretty self explanatory.
Cashier: Ma’am your total will be… $146.95.
Karen: $146.95!?!?
Cashier: Yeah?
Karen: What is this grocery store running?!? A full on fancy restaurant with fancy little napkins?!? Ugh!!
Karen, a woman (or rare cases, a man) is a person who is so entitled they are willing to scream at strangers to get what they want. These 'Karens' can be found on public forums such as r/PublicFreakout. The word 'Karen' is used to describe these individuals as 'Karen' is actually a short form standing for:
K- Know your rights
A- Accuse everyone
R- Request a manager
E- Escalate the authorities
N- Neglect reason
Karen- I would like to speak to the manager!
Bystander- Don't be a Karen.