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The best ship to exist and 100% canon
ship name - Luuya
“do you ship Luuya?”
“you mean Light x Chuuya? yes! they’re my comfort ship.”
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The name of a guy that is a suspected homosexual but not confirmed yet. Everyone nows that he is but he hasn't come out of the closet yet so the people around are being nice and trying to get him out to people.
Devon: Hey are you inviting that fag to the party?
Josh: Yeah, everyone said that it would be nice..."hey, light boy you're invited to my party"
Ricky(light boy): Oh my god really!!!
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Putting a metal or metallic flashlight (or lighter) in to someones ass to perform anal sex. In which the "receiver's" nose lights up like Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer.
After Steve "silver lighted" Bill, he no longer needed a night light to find his way to the refrigerator. And Bill could also auto-light his own farts.
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fake... like light cola, it aint all there
he afraid to start wit me, dude is gangster light! beeooaattch!
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When you move you clock backward 2 hours instead of moving it forward 1 just cause your name is Dave
"Wow I just love the extra 2 hours sleep." (Dave)
"What are you talking about your 3 hours late." (Random)
"Your wrong, I follow Dave-light savings. My names Dave." (Dave)
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A beer for those who are secretly growing a very furry vagina. The sort of people that would suck dick for a hit off a bong. When your woman sees you drinking Bud Apple, she immediately is looking around the party to see who she can cheat on you with because she wants a real man.
Billy- "you're drinking Bud Light Apple..?"
Jim "yea it's so good"
Billy " you may as well go do your cross fit you fucking pussy"
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A sale on items at K-Mart that are stained after employees had sex on or near them on 3rd shift when the store is closed. A twist on the "blue light special" they had at K-mart in the 1980's and shining a black light to find semen stains. A Black Light Special in aisle #2 may denote that it was anal sex.
After K-mart employees or shoppers have sex in the store, a sale on items that have semen stains on them found with a black light. Black Light Special in aisle #2
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