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Putting a metal or metallic flashlight (or lighter) in to someones ass to perform anal sex. In which the "receiver's" nose lights up like Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer.
After Steve "silver lighted" Bill, he no longer needed a night light to find his way to the refrigerator. And Bill could also auto-light his own farts.
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fake... like light cola, it aint all there
he afraid to start wit me, dude is gangster light! beeooaattch!
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hitting a stop light so that you are at the beginning of the cycle. you get the 'joy' of being 'enchanted' by the entire cycle and the movement of others.
-all you want to do is, pee, get-off, eat, get off the street, get away from people, dung, etc
shit, i'm going to hit that 'evil' light full light cycle
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When you move you clock backward 2 hours instead of moving it forward 1 just cause your name is Dave
"Wow I just love the extra 2 hours sleep." (Dave)
"What are you talking about your 3 hours late." (Random)
"Your wrong, I follow Dave-light savings. My names Dave." (Dave)
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A beer for those who are secretly growing a very furry vagina. The sort of people that would suck dick for a hit off a bong. When your woman sees you drinking Bud Apple, she immediately is looking around the party to see who she can cheat on you with because she wants a real man.
Billy- "you're drinking Bud Light Apple..?"
Jim "yea it's so good"
Billy " you may as well go do your cross fit you fucking pussy"
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A sale on items at K-Mart that are stained after employees had sex on or near them on 3rd shift when the store is closed. A twist on the "blue light special" they had at K-mart in the 1980's and shining a black light to find semen stains. A Black Light Special in aisle #2 may denote that it was anal sex.
After K-mart employees or shoppers have sex in the store, a sale on items that have semen stains on them found with a black light. Black Light Special in aisle #2
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Going home with someone that you thought was good looking at the time.
I can't believe Tony went home with that thing last night! Must of been the "strobe light effect!"
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