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That horrible panic a girl gets when her period is late... even though she has never come close to having sex.
Jane: "Joan, I'm so worried! My period is late! What if I am miraculously pregnant?!"
Joan: "Sounds like Virgin Mary Syndrome."
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(1) A purse containing everything but the kitchen sink!
(2) A purse that one must pull out the strangest items in order to get to what they're looking for.
(3) A purse that is tiny, but apprears to hold huge amount of items in it.
(4) A purse one must dump out the entire contents of to get one small item out.
I got stuck behind a woman with a Mary Poppins Purse at the supermarket. This crazy lady had to take out everything in her purse just to get to her wallet. She had playing cards, toothpaste, hand sanitizer, dental floss, 3 bottles of pills, and whole lot of other junk just dumped on the counter. It was a small purse, too. I can't believe it holds all that stuff!
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a term meaning "what's up?" or "what's goin on?"
Guy A: man, what's the Mary-Kate?
Guy B: just eating a quarter pounder with cheese. what's up with you?
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One of the prettiest and most perfect girls on youtube. Lia is a singer, actress and plays the guitar and she is very talented at all 3. She has a gorgeous smile that lights up the world. Her birthday is November 23 1996 and she lives in San Diego. Her own channel has over 200,000 subscribers and she also appears on a few other shows like My Music and Teens React.
youtube.com/liamariejohnson
twitter.com/LiaMarieJohnson
facebook.com/LiaMarieJohnsonFanPage
Billy: I love Lia Marie Johnson more than anything in the world.
Morgan: Creeeeeper!!
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a singer coming from Bronx...the queen of hip-hop soul....she is well kown and respected in the biz.She released 7 albums...the newest is the breakthrough which has sold in nearly 3 millions copies world wide.
Mary J Blige
real love
be without you
family affair
no more drama
you remind me
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a female matador who was born in Malaga, Spain in 1974. she is considered to be the best female in the sport of bullfighting and is also the most beautiful woman who has ever lived and ever will live. she is my future wife and the future mother of our 2 daughters.
after Mari Paz Vega killed the bull and won 2 ears and a tail, we went home and i made love to her.
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A curse phrase, often used to convey shock or horror of a situation. Devised from the term "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!" but used more in a "strooth" fashion.
*man walks by who is incredibly attractive*
"Sweet Mary Joseph"
*drops shopping*