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The rule in Mathematics which states that whatever operation is done to one side of the vernacular, must be done to the other side. This rule was created by Andrew Warren in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
"I don't want this number her, can I just erase it? No, I must use the International rule of math"
A funny prank used to trick someone into saying out loud that they wish to masturbate.
Slowly: "I want a math debate."
Quickly: "I wanna masturbate."
when you use numbers to describe the feeling of something rather than rely on logic/actual math
"- my education cost me like a 1/4 of a million dollars"
"- wait. you paid $60K a year?"
"- no, it wasn't actually 1/4 of a million. it just FELT like it. i was using emotional math."
1. Remedial math class taken in order to meet minimum requirements for college studies.
2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.
3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.
B: "Jojo decided that she didn't want to be a stupid loser so she's going to community college, but they're making her take double blast math because she didn't graduate high school."
C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"
the worst kind of torture, created by satan himself. You can go for your whole life never needing to find "x" nor calculating the square root of 16.
Satan: I have run out of ideas, what can we do?
demon #1: we create this thing called math lessons were we force the youngsters to count for no apparent reason
demon #2: AND WE'LL MAKE THEM THINK THAT ITS USEFUL
satan: GENIOUSLY! LETS MAKE IT!
When someone breaks the rule of math. Most commonly when someone sucks at algebra or trig.
Committing a math crime can result in going to math hell or math purgatory.
An excuse for not knowing an answer to a math question.
"What is the eight times twelve?"
"One-hundred and eighty two."
"No it's not."
"Oh, sorry. I was doing Hardy Math."