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Whe your are accused of have sex with someone you didnt. You were so good and slick that you didnt even know you had sex with her.
"I didnt have sex with her!"
" must be that ninja dicking."
When you instantly flash your anus hole directly up close and personal blinding the camera. Take a few steps forward look back and wink.
While we attended the presidential election I ninja starfish the president when he went live .
The act of solving any and all problems through the use of voilence and smoke bombs.
Stop crying, ninja up, and hit him or her in the neck with a throwing star."This sentence can be used for any situation."
1. The act of screwing over a friend by throwing your genatalia in the air while he is talking to a girl.
2. The only way lonely men can get women to look at them.
3. When a group of ninjas karate chop your ass in half with chopsticks, a bag of rocks, and a dull ice cream scoop.
1. WHY DID YOU JUST NINJA STRIKE ME????!!!
2. That must of been a lonely bastard if he ninja stricked around Becca.
3. Detective: How'd he die?
Cop: He got ninja stricked...
Detective: Holy Shit..
The unsubtle affair. Where two people think they are being sneaky, but everyone knows what is going on.
The act of cheating out in the open, but being oblivious to it.
Joe: "Do Bill and Sue really think no one knows they are hooking up?"
Bob: "I know, right? Pretty Fat Ninja there."
A word used to replace the words Negro and Nigger. A cover-up for racial slurs.
Nova- Look at you with your rat-nest-ass-looking hair.
White girl*Emma"-Ninja, Please! You can't even deal with your natural hair so you always have it horribly braided
Nova-*can't say anything about what she said because she didn't say the actual racist word.
People who can smell the tiniest little atomic trace of weed
John : Shit man , my probation officer smelt the weed i smoked a few nights ago ...
Marc : fucking nasal ninjas