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Captain Scott Has Left his Sleeping Bag

A phrase used to describe the state of the penis.

When an uncircumcised penis head rolls out of the foreskin.

Derived from the explorer, Robert Falcon Scott who ventured to Antarctica in 1912.

Ryan: Aw red alert mate
Josh: What?
Ryan: Captain Scott has left his sleeping bag

by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019


You can sleep me under the table any day

Gay

"You can sleep me under the table any day"

-zeroNine

by MeowMixturesOfDoom2010 August 4, 2010

71๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt

butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt

butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt

by KAMEORNEV November 18, 2022


legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

1๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


sleep divorce

When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.

Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!

The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.

by Hogwash15 June 11, 2023


Sleep Herding

A pastoralist model of sleep, whereby we catch chunks of free-range sleep as it wanders by, rather than the agricultural model we are used to, farming huge 8-hour tracts of open nighttime.

I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, but that's ok; i'm practicing Sleep Herding. I'll grabs a few naps later today, then maybe 4 hours tomorrow.

by kysstery March 15, 2015


Ugly Sleep

the opposite of beauty sleep

"Time to get some ugly sleep." said Nail Parrot after a long day

by Nail Parrot Himself September 30, 2020