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Similar to the 5 second rule, when reaching down to pick up an item of food that you dropped on the ground within the 5 second rule but fumble and flip the piece of food over onto the other side as to contaminate it more, regardless of the 5 second rule it is dubbed uneatable.
man 1: what happened to the last cookie?
man 2: i threw it out
man 1 : why?
man 2 because i was gonna eat it but dropped it on the floor then flipped it over trying to pick it back up.
man 1: gotta be careful, the flip over rule strikes again.
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When you see many pigs in one place and can only think of the name wilbur for all of them
At that live stock auction last week there were like thirty pigs I named wilbur. There were Wilburs all over.
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Left over tuna is basically just when a guy eats a girl out and makes out with her afterwards. The girl will then taste her own vagina juice. It's not a pleasant experience to go through.
While making out with her boyfriend, Mary J tasted left over tuna.
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When your significant other looks at sexy materials on the Internet, and you watch them looking at it and get turned on by association.
My bisexual girlfriend was looking for a girlfriend online all night, it was great Over-the-shoulder Porn!
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When you wish for Wiafus in genshin impact not because they are good, but because they are wiafus.
John skipped kazuha for Yoimiya because he plays wiafu over meta.
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your hair style from the previous night after sleeping on it, waking up, and realizing you're too lazy to fix it or do it again so you just go with it.
"I have to do my hair.. poo"
"I'm not.. i'm just gonna go with my left over hair."
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-(v)- the fondleing of brests on hot big booded babes
mmm, i wish i could go over the mountains
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