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The feeling you get when you urinate.
"Do you ever shiver when you pee? Yeah, I get the piss jitters every time!!"
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To demand to go to the bathroom first, claiming that you will be faster because all you have to do is urinate, but then while you are on the toilet, you start taking a crap.
Man, when my roommate got home from the bar, I really had to go to the bathroom, but he claimed he should go first because he only had to piss, but once he got on there, I could smell him, he pulled a piss and switch, and I was stuck waiting outside the bathroom for 15 minutes!
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to look busy at work but not actually be doing anything productive.
Originally applied to tradesmen who work with hand tools
I left the wife loads of jobs to do but all she's done is piss tool. What a complete slacker
Foreman: Kenny's looking busy today.
Disgruntled Workmate: Take no notice he's just pisstooling about.
Kenny was well known as a pisstooler in the factory
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Being sexually attracted to pissing in someone else’s mouth, or taking it in theirs.
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1. A brain which is actually filled with nothing but piss.
2. Some idiot who has pissed on his brains.
3. A good name to call a dunce.
4. Useless fool.
A dumbass who has verbal diarrhoea. (good name to call someone, i.e. your best pal)
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a helmet used for skating and biking that when turned upside down, resembles a pot
" are you taking your full face today?"
"nah in just gonna throw my piss pot on"
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Worth urinating on yourself. Funny or exciting enough to piss on yourself and not care.
That comedian is piss worthy. My blind date was piss worthy.
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