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When you givin it to some hoe and she got shit on your dick.
Tyrese: Yo hommie Ivy gave me a poop fuck last night
Charlie: What the fuck is a poop fuck?
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the tightly rolled toilet paper that forms when wiping your butt after taking a poop often stuck in the hairs
My co-worker always leaves stained poop joints on the floor in the restroom
I flushed the toilet and I noticed there were still several poop scurds on the porcelain, so I stuck my hand in there and rubbed them out.
The worship of the one holy pΕΕp sΓΆΓ§k
βHey man are you worshiping poop sockism?β
β hell yeahβ
1. A shit so powerful in magnitude that it absolutely incinerates your butthole. It burns so much that a loud and often thunderous roar will come from you as it's happening, much like Pompeii.
2. A shit so powerful in magnitude that every living being within a mile of your toilet will feel/smell it. Screaming and cries for help will ensure, and prayers to God will be made because of that shit.
rumbling in the distance
Dave: "The hell was that?"
smells the air
John: "No... It can't be..."
Dave: "What's happening?!"
John: "The Pompeii Poop... we're all goners..."
when something tragic happens such as somebody falling off their skateboard, breaking a few bones along with that maybe some teeth and an eyebrow torn off, you could say they ate poop.
Geezza 1: He fell of the skateboard *laughing*
Geezza 2 (aka you): Broooooooooo, he ate poop...
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When someone has a raunchy ass fart (preferably warm and must be odor filled), cups their hand over their ass, and catchs this bundle of joy. Your next move takes precise timing as you only have seconds to deliver this devastating smell by cupping your hand over the victims nose and/or mouth while stating "Can of Poop!"
My day was shattered when someone ahole decided to give me a Can of Poop.