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a thin slice of meat fried in fat. The meat is usually thinned by pounding with a meat tenderizer on a stick
Schnitzel
Schnitzel, the favorite treat
For little girls and boys to eat
Schnitzel Man can serve them quick
It's a schnitzel on a stick
"No more spoons, use your hands!"
Says the friendly Schnitzel Man
"Make sure you keep an extra one
For later in your leiderhosen!"
Schnitzel the favorite treat
The stick that's served with dough and meat
"Breakfast, lunch, and dinner, too!
Schnitzel me and schnitzel you!"
"To sing on stage has been my dream
Or even at the movie screen"
"I want to sell the bunion cream
To be a German Charlie Scheen"
"I want to be a yodel man
To sing with Happy Yodel band"
"To miss this dream would make sick
But for now I serve the schnitzel stick!"
"They'll taste good!"
(They'll taste good)
"Meat and stick"
(Meat and stick)
"Raid that fridge"
(Raid that fridge)
"For the schnitzel stick!"
(For schnitzel stick!)
Schnitzel the favorite treat
For little girls and boys to eat
"Eat them to grow big and thick
It's a schnitzel on a stick!
It's a schnitzel on a stick!"
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When a few individuals rally together and challenge the remainder of the group to any kind of competition. These individuals are usually badly outnumbered, but feel confident that they will prevail because of a concentration of their skill.
Those challenged with stick the bunch are placed in an awkward situation, wherein appealing against a team of fewer number is lame, winning against a smaller team and feeling good about it is also lame, and losing is super lame and to be considered an extreme case of ownage.
Guy 1: We need to divide up into teams to play ultimate, so...
Guy 2: Me and Rems stick the bunch.
Guy 1: ...Crap.
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when you fuck a basic white stick bitch with no ass
bro#1- did you get some last night?
bro#2- yeah bro, i totally hit a stick
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What several million years of human evolution and advances in technology gave you.
It wasn't so long ago that people just had sticks, fast forward a few millennia and with a selfie stick you can take a picture of your friends eyeball from any distance or angle, or you can take a picture of human faces. That's pretty weird, but people are pretty weird what do you expect.
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When a girl goes from lesbian to straight. A guy generally has to bring her back to liking the 'D'.
Jack found out Lins has a girlfriend so he is going to try to bring her back stick side.
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Being a stick in the shake is way more irritating then dealing with a stick in the mud.
Devon: Lindsey is being such a stick in the mud....she never lets me get what I want, it's like trying to have sex with a medieval hooker......
John: Na man she's being a stick in the shake......sounds more like a pussy that way
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You can take the house and everything in it
Keep the diamond ring 'cause that's how I meant it
Sticks and stones are all they ever were to me
This material life with all it's value
Don't mean a thing to me without you
The love that we once had is all I need
So take everything we have if it makes you happy
But darling let me say before I leave
These sticks and stones ain't all that makes a home
They don't have arms to hold you when love goes wrong
Now you say we are through
Those sticks and stones may break me
But the words you said just tore my heart in two
Remember when we didn't have a dime between us
You took my hand and said we don't need much
Just as long as we're together we would be fine
Now we've acquired all I thought would please you
I gave everything you know that I could
And still you're telling me you're not satisfied
So take everything we have if it makes you happy
But darling let me say before I leave
These sticks and stones ain't all that makes a home
They don't have arms to hold you when love goes wrong
Now you say we are through
Those sticks and stones may break me
But the words you said just tore my heart in two
These sticks and stones may break me
But the words you said just tore my heart in two
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