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some crazy wiz kid who carries around a stick and yells out random latin roots claiming they're spells.
Dude, Harry Potter is out there!
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1) To get a chick reallly high
2) get a broom
3) make a lightning bolt on her forehead with jiz
4) fuck the chick with the brooom while saying "RIDE THAT SHIT LIKE THE QUITTICH WORLD CUP"
5) lock her in a small cubbord under some stairs and run away
"so i was at this party and cassie got soooooo stoned that sherman Harry Pottered her"
"really?"
"yha she woke up in kelseys broom closet and said her ass really hurt, turns out he stuck the broom in the wrong hole"
"ouch"
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Sexy Australian chap.
sings some corking songs.
can make a tune out of anything.
animals are his life
hes a pure legend!
"Hi, Im Rolf Harris and im bloody ace obvv"
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solo harries are the sexiest creatures on earth ! they’re powerful asf and they own your heart!
omg did you see how sexy she was?
yes she was such a solo harrie!
omg look at them! they’re definitely a solo harrie!
ugh i wish i was a solo harrie!
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A certain someone that resembles 9/11 hijacker Saeed Alghamdi. Also sports a highly homosexual mullet (wet on sundays.)
Hey Hindu Harry, get out of that fucking cockpit!
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First female Vice President of America. She for, some reason, is almost always nowhere to be found when called upon to do her job, especially south of the border.
“Hey have you heard from Kamala Harris at all? I thought she was supposed to be in (insert random country south of the border) for a meeting but CNN said she canceled.”
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A dull piece of literature, oddly considered a classic. Flat characters with no real developement. The floor plan for what is now, and what was always intended to be, a franchise of epic proportions. Christians think it's evil.
Only soccer players, kids the ages of 8-14, and people who don't know fine literature read harry Potter.
I think it's great that little Satanist have something to read and learn about or dark lord, satan!
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