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human hoof and mouth disease

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.

If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.

by QuacksO April 30, 2020


Paddle Disease

An addiction that hits members of highly active kayak and canoe clubs. Strong social ties combine with adrenaline and endorphins, released of the physical activity, to create an addiction-like state. The paddler will lose interest in other activities such as work, house-cleaning and sometimes even non-paddling friends and family members. Seriously diseased paddlers will often make excuses for even more aggressively dysfunctional members of their circle, especially leaders, rather than risk being cast out or walking away, and losing paddle buddies.

1. Dennis missed the opportunity to be at his mother's bedside when she passed away because of Paddle Disease; the Plateau got an inch and a half of rain and while his mom might be up for two more days, the creeks wouldn't.

2. If it weren't for Paddle Disease, she would have walked away from John long before he slept with those 3 other women on last weekend's canoe camping trip.

by NashDiggity January 21, 2012


Matt Yamagata Disease

This disease is heavily contagious and breeds fast asexually. Symptoms are Asian, foaming at the mouth, stupid art phases, consistent hat wearing, and throwing up in bathroom corners. If you have this disease see Johns Hopkins effective immediately to obtain Juul for cure. If you do not obtain cure you will be dumb stupid and contained in cat infested Guses. Bravo 6 has gone dark watch it!

Oh no you have matt Yamagata disease.

by CD Smasher February 6, 2020


Subaru Brain Disease

When you are infected with SBD you are willing to pay 5X-10X the market value of a clapped out miled out oil leaking rust bucket Subaru because it's got a turbo!!!!

"Jennifer just told me she bought a 2001 Subaru WRX with 300k miles for $12,000! She told me it has an STI motor and a salvage title."

"Wow dude, she's got Stage 4 Subaru Brain Disease"

by Nived67 January 28, 2020


banbroko disease

when you are bitten by a banbroko,you get banbroko you may or may not get a disease and then you will start developing a serious rash and bumps on the area that was bitten.

(victim)i got bitten by a banbroko

(random person)ewww you have banbroko disease

by toesxoxoxoxoxoxo June 16, 2021


nt disease

a disease that can only be cured by seeing a big ol rack

John: Ay girl i got NT disease can you cure it for me?

Lana: Yeah i guess😑

by Johnny Galisa October 10, 2022


Orovilan disease

Aka, Hannah wright nasty std having whole

Ewww it's hannah she got orovilan disease

by Hahaha1430 January 15, 2023