When you fuck her so hard that it just pokes out of the pants
Her: oh my god Jimmy do you have the pot noodle
Him: No "nocks over glass of wine"
Her: Jimmy I think u have it
Him: Fuck I'm caught
A slang term for the effects of excess consumption of marijuana. Pot = marijuana, noodle = head/brain, thus pot noodle = marijuana head/brain.
Don't even listen to him, he's got pot noodle. It's okay, he'll be fine in the morning.
A man, a bum, a right little munter named Freddie Lawton
You pot noodle looking bastard
A superficial interest in an obscure subject, often motivated by the consumption of weed.
Bobby: Maybe Joe knows the answer to your astronomy homework question
Tim: No f**g way, that's just his pot interest.
The act of giving or recieving a footjob while wearing the popular rubber footwear know as crocs
Hey man this girl last night gave me a croc-pot last night and my dick is raw and smells of sour milk
Yasuo mains saying Queens of Leauge users are weird
Yasuo Main: Omg QOL users are weird
QOL user: Not the Pot calling the kettle black
Pissing in a nostril to relieve sinus irritation
My nose was stuffed up so I got a yeti pot to clean my sinuses