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When you sleep with someone on impulse and immediately leave the situation, usually never speaking to the person again.
Whitney: What, are you going to fuck n fly?
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When you jump off the top rope in a wrestling ring with your dick out and perfectly insert your wang into your opponent.
John Cena just preformed the flying sex snake!
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When your lover is laying patiently on the bed, you set yourself onto the bed post. Then, you leap off as high as you can while stretching out your scrotum out as far and wide as possible in an effort to glide down onto her face, just like the Alberta Flying Squirrel does when leaping out from the tree branches.
Dianna and I hooked up last night, and I jumped off the top ropes like an Alberta Flying Squirrel.
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This is literally the worst Clash Royale card next to the Battle Healer. It costs 4 elixir, can’t even take out a Heal Spirit, and dies from one Spear Goblin. Sucks ass at defense, offense, stamina AND speed, how does one card get this bad? Literally any other air defense card is better than the Flying Machine.
“Hey I use the Flying Machine!” “ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?
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Jack: What if you had flying pants?
Jill: Well, Jack, that would be Conveniently Fly.
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the act of being a lesbian, or a lesbian sex act
Jeff used to date Louisa, but she broke it off with him so she could start flying helicopters with Carrie.
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A person, who habitually hangs out at bike shops. For no good reason, other than to talk "shop". Often unemployed, broke, and without a life of their own, they take up the majority of your time, without spending any money.
"I had three projects on the go, but I couldn't get anything done with the shop fly buzzing around all the time. He's always asking stupid, fucking questions, while I'm trying to finish a project."
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