Land turtle

Madelyn is a land turtle not a fish

Omg look at Madelyn she is a land turtle.

dick waste land

The Kappa Delta House at the University of Tulsa. The place where all dicks go to die. Any male appendage caught in the crevice of a TU KD almost immediately will commit suiside.

Dude KD at TU is such a dick waste land. I just fucked a KD and my dick shriveled up and died."

Precision Land Leveling

Jealous Weasel. Piss Ant. Scammer. Scumbag. A person who undermines honest hardworking people, that have excelled far beyond his capacity, to appease his inadequacy by providing misleading and dishonest information about his peers

Precision Land Leveling pretends he provides agricultural services when really he’s just a bonus fide landscaper.

Giant Land Tortoise

1. A stealthy South African tortoise which lives in the Tropical Rainforest of Mongolia.

2. An endangered species of blue winged parakeets that eat whales.

"Dude look at the Giant Land Tortoise over there"
"Thats not a Giant Land Tortoise, that a Galapagos Turtle!"

Bill:"Those Giant Land Tortoise are endangered"
Veronica:"YOUR FACE IS ENDANGERED"

fuccy wuccy land

an awful place filled with philosophical conversations about being horny

fuccy wuccy land is why im a socialist who is anti imperialism and anti industrial revaluation

dervish land

dervish land is the land of the dhulbahante

its dervish land

Teddy Land

A land where you get fucked by teddys or get enlisted for their army

I went to Teddy Land for pleasure