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The opposite of Pizza.
Pizza is great, Poozza is not.
"This isn't Pizza, it's Poozza.
"Don't buy from there, all they have is Poozza"
Combination kitchen/ living room.
The name is a portmanteau of the two room names.
The term was first coined on the show "3rd Rock From The Sun"
"Darling have you seen my keys?"
"Yes, honey, they are in the klivingchen. On the table between the sink and the couch"
A conglomerate of Spanish swear words.
This combo is known by people on the Balearic island of Mallorca and has been used on the island since at least the 80's.
Swear includes:
Maricon
Cojones
Gilipollas
Puta
Tu eres un maricojoñetojiliputariano, y tu mamá.
A joke that combines typical joke genres.
A combination joke can merge any number of joke generes.
E.g.
Doctor doctor + why did the chicken cross the road.
Intelectual + childish.
Knock knock + yo mama.
A man walks into a bar + how many does it take.
This combination joke incorporates the Knock Knock, Yo Mama, and Intelectual genres.
A: "Knock knock"
B: "Who's there?"
A: "The Origin Of Species"
B "The Origin Of Species Who?"
A: "...Who is also yo mama!"
"I guess it's a bit too much for you"
The joke goes:
A: Heres a joke for you. 00000001
B: What?
A: Don't you get it?
B: No?
A: I guess it's a bit too much for you.
Joke written by The_ALCH around 2002 (exact date cannot be remembered).
A: Heres a joke for you. 00000001
B: What?
A: Don't you get it?
B: No?
A: I guess it's a bit too much for you.
A play on the saying "Life finds a way".
The twist here is that sometimes things do not happen when they should have.
Procrastination, global pandemics, outside influence, many things can be a call for this saying.
"I was going to make lunch, but life finds a way of not finding a way."
When your credentials are authenticated by a tooth actor.
"Hi my name is Jennifer Hawkins and I certify these credentials as authentic."
"I wanted to make sure I was secure so I used tooth actor authentication.
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