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A metaphor for “having/had a near-death experience”.
Person 1: “where were you?? You missed the exam!”
Person 2, fresh outta the hospital: “Oh, I was just over the garden wall. But I came back!”
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40 year old dude, a poser who dresses like he mugged a 13 year old skater for his clothes and still calls himself his 16 year old street name, 'off the wall Paul'
Look at that old guy dressed in chucks and board shorts; such an off the wall Paul
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Amateur kids "modelling" in front of a white wall,usually hipsters
britanny:wow I love that picture! is it professionally done?
maria: No I just posed in front of a white wall and took a picture of it with my nikon camera
britanny: oh
maria: its called "white wall modelling"
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THE GOATEST OF GOATS THE GREATEST PLAYER TO EVER PLAY IN THE NBA IN ITS ENTIRE HISTORY "🅱️IG 🅱️LOOD WALL" is GOD HIMSELF IN A WIZARDS JERSEY
" i wanna be the GOAT i wanna be Gang Sign Wall"
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A wall that bears the weight of a young boy’s cum loads. After too many years of pumping jizz into the crevices of the wall, the wall may collapse if it bears too many cream pies.
Big Easy: Dude I love pumping iron. Shit really gets me going. It’s like cumming. I love cumming all over the place.
Tyrant: Broski, you and my buddy should be friends then. He used to cum all over his load-bearing wall at home. It was basically a Catacumb in his room.
Big Easy: Looks like I found a new best friend.
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OBAMA - The Wall Street President.
1. Shake-Down. Obama said to Wall Street, "My administration is the only thing between you and the pitchforks." Receive $$.
2. Protection Money. Donate to Obama campaign and Dept. of Justice (Holder) will give you protection. Receive more $$$.
3. Occupy Wall Street. Use unions and kids to beat-up on Wall Street to get elected. Secure future $$$$.
The Wall Street President - Obama got the money game down.
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Well reader, I just broke the fourth wall by saying reader.
Author: The reader is reading.
Reader: 🤯😮 He just break the 4th wall!
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