Grapevines from the woods

1.Grapevines refer to the cells of a probable spawn in the testes-sperm. Woods just double verify the fact that the sperm is from the testes, because the wood is pubic hair-hair on the cock. Therefore grapevines from the woods.

Oh u mighty pussy, accept the grape vines from my woods. Again, therefore grapevines from the woods.

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the woody wood pecker

when your girls giving you head and right before you blow you tickle her until she laughs like woody wood pecker

kiefer love'd pulling "the woody wood pecker" on his girl jennifer last night

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Tiger Woods-ing

When you slap a girl's face. Treat her like a dirty little whore and then put your cock in her ass and then shove it down her throat (see transcript of Tiger Woods text messages to Joslyn James).

So I was in the middle of tiger woods-ing her when she said she doesn't do ass to mouth. I instantly went soft.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole dam lot.

Can I have the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

You had to be pretty bored to look this one up.

A woodchuck would chuck so much wood he wouldn't know how much wood he chucked.

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Does a bear shit in the woods?

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.

Justin, "im pretty sure teddy just shit in the woods?"
Chance, "Bet"
Justin, "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
Chance,"idk but teddy does"

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wood plank wench

the definition in which the one being called a wood plank wench represents all that is good holy and incredibly sexy. The epitome of a wood plank wench in its finest (and hottest form) would be a girl named Emily. One look in her eyes and one glance at her amazing posterior will reduce even the most prude men into nothing more than steaming puddles of pure hornyness.

Josh: Kevin, man that girl Emily is such a wood plank wench.

Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.

Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!

Kevin: That fat bitch?

Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious

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